THE LeoCorp CEO FOUND ALIVE

It is true! Last night the CEO of LeoCorp Inc, Leo Toyman, was found intoxicated, wandering though the wild. His absence of 3-and-a-half hours has made people skeptical of his true intentions. While it is true that his heart is full of joy and good, critics and experts have speculated that the journey was not well-intended.

One of the popular theories, created by Megan Cowley, along with other experts, theorize that Mr. Toyman intended to personally sabotage a wildlife reserve by expelling his bodily fluids, marking the territory as his own. Megan Cowley claims that this would have led to extinction of multiple insect species, such as exotic, yellow-headed dung beetles, due to the toxic nature of Toyman's urine. The theory has been refuted by Mr. Toyman himself.

"That is simply impossible!", Toyman said, "I peed before my trip, there were no fluids in me! What is she doing in my office? Get her out of here!"

The situation has made every single LeoCorp's fanatic worried about Mr. Toyman's well-being. Fanatics have started gathering massive protests, naturally, in favor of Toyman.

One nervous fanatic asked: "Oh man, oh gosh.. I-is he alright? Toyman, I mean..", to which our reporters confirmed his return. "Thank you! Thank.. you! Oh, wow, you do not understand how much this means to me! Thank you!" replied the fanatic.

Leo Toyman has not made any more public statements as of yet.